Tidbits that happen to me....I probably shouldn't list these solely because you will see how big of a ditz I can be SOMETIMES. Not often...but sometimes.
*I got my hand stuck in the mail slot at the post office. It was too full and I was trying to mail an important document so without thinking I shoved my hand in there to further shove it down the shoot and when I went to pull out my hand...no go. I stood there for a solid 3 minutes trying to wriggle my hand out of the slot. I was beginning to panic when I smooshed my hand down with my other hand and it came out. SHEW! I can see that now..."Woman gets hand lodged in the mail slot at the USPS and passed out from embarrassment..."
**I love making lists, just so I can mark things off. Even if I've already completed something that I would have put on my list, I will put it on my list just so I can immediately mark it off. Because marking off things makes me feel good.
***I bit into the wax of a Babybel cheese because I thought it was part of the cheese. Moments later I noticed the pull tabs to remove the wax. Ding Ding Ding!!! No worries, I didn't eat the wax.
****I am scared of vines. They creep me out...with their thorns and their ability to take over just about anything. I never should have watched that movie for one of Mr. Ski's classes last year with him..."The Little Shop of Horrors." I haven't been the same since.
*****Once I clean house I become obsessive about it staying clean. Too bad this only lasts for a week or two.
*****I often forget to attach attachments after giving a full explanation about said attachment. Which makes me look dumb because then I have to send a subsequent email saying "Sorry, here is the attachment I forgot to attach in the last email. I'm a dumbass." Well, I don't say the I'm the "I'm a dumbass" part but I'm sure they think it!
******My sister and I love to compare clumsy stories. I think we're competing to see who is more clumsy plus it's hilarious to hear about trips and falls. So far, she's ahead.
*******Finally, I love sleeping. I often press my snooze button more times than I'd like to share and on Saturdays and Sundays I sleep as long as I possibly can and even if I get up at 2 or 3 in the afternoon I sometimes will take a nap! :) That's sad isn't it? Before anyone gets judgmental if I have specific things to do I will get up but most often Saturdays and Sundays are for me and since we don't have kids the only person I have to take care of is Gidget and thankfully she loves to sleep as much as me.
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Current song coursing through my head: "Oh momma don't you make me another meat loaf, forget the mac-n-cheese, I want some fun piled on a bun I want a Manwich please...."
I love sleeping, but these days if I get to sleep clear until 7:00 it is sleeping in; Owen is an early riser. Do you stay up late at night?
ReplyDeleteI love the fact that you put stuff on your list that is already done just so you can mark it off; that is very funny.
I do tend to stay up late at night...I'm a night owl, always have been and I'm afraid I always will be. Plus, I always feel tired until it's time to be tired and then I don't feel tired at all. It's a PITA!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO I'm cooking Manwich tonight. Are you psychic? And also are you a vampire? Cuz that would be pretty freaking cool.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love cheese but I don't buy the "fancy" kind for the reason I have no idea how to eat it. LOL
I have that same attachment problem. :-) I have to resend emails A LOT. I think people expect that from me now...
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that cheese! Not in the budget these days, though :( The hand thing-SCARY! I've done that and know that moment of terror when you think you aren't getting out! Sleeping in is my favorite thing ever!!
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